Redneck jokes

Do you enjoy dirty and rough humor? Check out this impressive collection of redneck jokes which will make you laugh for hours. If you are not afraid to shock your friends and subscribers you can even post the following jokes on social networks. Anyway, jokes do not have to be sweet all the time. Some jokes can be very provocative and make people react. For sure, you will receive a lot of comments for these jokes.

Redneck Jokes

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What Are The Only Two Seasons A Redneck Can Name? Football, and construction.

What’s The Difference Between Virginia And West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.

What’s The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies? Hey y’all.. Watch this!

How Many Rednecks Does It Take To Eat A Possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says no crack and it reminds you to pull your pants up.

Why do birds fly over trailer parks upside down? There’s nothing worth crapping on.

What do two rednecks say after breaking up? Lets just be cousins.

What happens when you sing country music backwards? You get your wife and job back.

Hillbilly Jokes

There is always a sort of misunderstanding between people who live in big cities and in the countryside. These are like two different worlds. The following hillbilly jokes illustrate the mind of countryside people perfectly. Take these jokes with ease and they will boost your mood for the entire day.

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Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? That way they can both watch wrestling.

One redneck to the other: Do you think I should tell my folks I’m adopted?

What Does A Redneck Do When The Dishwasher Stops Working?Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Q: What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y’all… Watch this!

What did the redneck say before he died? “Watch this! Hold my beer.”

How do you know the toothbrush was invented by a Redneck? Anyone else would have called it a ‘teethbrush’.

Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?  A: A Fire Cracker!

Southern Jokes

What kind of jokes do you prefer? If you want to read a new portion of fresh jokes, check out the following southern jokes. These lines are very funny. They describe a special life in the American countryside.

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Q: What’s the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?  A: You just have one set of grandparents to get presents from.

How Do You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck?Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush.”

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they’re under a buck.

Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

What do Rednecks call duct tape? Chrome.

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee?  A: Everyone there has the same DNA.

Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth? The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.

Why do pigeons fly over trailer parks with their backs down? There’s nothing worth crapping on.

How Did The Redneck Die From Drinking Milk?The cow fell on him!

Dirty Redneck Jokes

All the jokes about redneck people and life in the countryside are so funny, even if they sound a bit rough. Discover one of the biggest collections of such dirty redneck jokes. You will find a lot of new jokes for sure which you have never heard before.

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What greeting card can you find only in Kentucky?
“Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!”

What’s black and blue and floats in the bay?
A mainlander telling a Newfie joke
Newfie Waiter: Would you like to try the beef tongue?
Mainlander: No, I do not eat anything that comes from an animal’s
Newfie Waiter: Would you like an omelette instead?

How do you confuse a Newfie?
You put his welfare check in his boot.

Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.

Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said I wish I could do that! The other said, you dumbass he would bite you!

How can you tell if a Redneck is married? There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?  A: Ask a redneck!

What is a Redneck’s defense in court? “Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”

Redneck: “My girl broke up with me… at least she said we could still be cousins.

Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.

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