Pregnancy jokes

When a woman discovers that she is pregnant, a magical period of transformation starts. These nine months of pregnancy will be full of emotions and changes both in the inside and outside world of a woman. It is very important to stay positive and do not pay attention to all minor things. Below, you will discover a lot of wonderful pregnancy jokes which will boost your day and will make your mood better. The following pregnancy humor will help you look at your pregnancy with a smile.

Pregnancy Jokes

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What does a pregnant woman say after she apologizes for her random emotional outbursts? Up yours and I hate you.

What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? Childbirth.

I’m 20 weeks pregnant. When will my baby move? With any luck, right after he graduates college.

Why is it so great to be a test tube baby? You get a womb with a view.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving? A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this? Your therapist.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

How is being pregnant is like being a child again? There’s always someone telling you what to do.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.

Funny Pregnant Jokes

Pregnant women look very sweet and holly. This is a miracle to realize that a new life is growing inside of your body. In order to get rid of any kind of stress, worries, and tension just read the following funny pregnant jokes. Enjoy your time with the baby and prepare to become a full-time mommy soon. This gonna be fun!

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Receptionist: Uh sir. This is for pregnant women
Me: I just want to see my burrito again

When will my baby move? With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational. A. So what’s your question?

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy? Yes, your bladder.

Q. How long is the average woman in labor? A. Whatever she says, divided by two.

The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? Because you’re fatter than they are.

What do you give a new mom so she’s ready for anything? A diaper bag of tricks.

What do a pregnant woman and a burned cake have in common? You should’ve taken it out earlier.

What does a blonde say when she finds out she’s pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”

My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Baby Shower Jokes

When a baby is born parents do their best to protect it. The can protect it from a cruel world, but n order to protect the soul of your child, there is a wonderful ritual known as a baby shower. This is a beautiful Christian tradition, which you will enjoy. Read this emotional baby shower jokes and prepare yourself for this secret ritual.

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What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural? A. Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

What’s the oddest stage of pregnancy? When people aren’t sure whether to congratulate you or buy you a gym membership.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.

How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.

Do I have to have a baby shower? Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q. What does it mean when the baby’s head is crowning? A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

What does it mean when the baby’s head is crowning? It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

Q. What does it mean when the baby’s head is crowning? A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

How many days are there in a month? Each month has an average of 30-31 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has 1453.

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