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You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday).
It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
I thank God each and every day for giving me a brother like you. On your birthday, I want to thank you for being the best brother anyone could ever hope for. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!
In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
Does your friend have a good sense of humor? Then you should greet him with the following happy birthday humor. Such greeting card will make everyone happy and cheerful.
Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.
Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, of course!
You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.
Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
Take a day off to celebrate you birthday. Take a year off and tell people you are younger. Happy Birthday.
Brother, don’t think too much about the past or where you are, because I believe you are destined to be great. On your birthday, I hope you reflect and understand that you are at a turning point in your life. Happy Birthday.
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday.
For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
Happy Birthday Humor
Nowadays, most of people congratulate each other with birthdays on Facebook. We have prepared a lot of creative and funny facebook birthday wishes.
I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend!
Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.
Well, you are another year older and you haven’t changed a bit. That’s great because you are perfect just the way you are. Happy Birthday.
So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
Funny Facebook Birthday Wishes
A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you lasting memories that you will cherish in all the days ahead. Happy Birthday.
On this special day, I pray that God blesses you with every good thing, with love, with luck, and with joy. Thank you for always being there for me and giving me your support and strength.
Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.
Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
Funny Birthday Card Saying
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One day sky was crying. I asked him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cutie!
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
No treasure compares to the love of a brother. Wishing you a wonderful birthday, dear brother.
Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!
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