What do you feel when you look in the mirror and see a fat person? You start to feel desperate to change the way you look. In order to reduce the level of stress, you should read the following fat people jokes which are so funny. It is a great idea to post these fat jokes and laugh at your problem instead of just falling into a deep depression. If you want to start a new lifestyle and do sports, you will have to change the way of thinking and make it as positive as possible. If you have bad mood all the time, you will have no energy to change something in your life.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight? You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
Scale Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the toilet rises.
She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
Alcohol doesn’t make you FAT It makes you LEAN… against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
You’re so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
I’m not saying she’s fat. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know. She’d be three of them.
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym again today. That’s seven years in a row now.
Funny Fat People
Most of the people with extra weight feel depressed. They want to change their body and way of life, but this endless depression takes all their energy. Read the following funny fat people humor and get a good portion of optimism no matter how you look right now.
She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?” The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you.” The guy says, “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.”
I’ve been told that inside every fat person, there’s someone beautiful… I’m just wondering who the hell you ate?
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself… A piece of cake.
So fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
Get ready to read the funniest fat insults you have ever seen. This kind of humor is very rough, so you should address it only to yourself when you are on a diet and you want to make your body fit for the upcoming summer season.
Why was the blonde jogging backwards? She wanted to gain weight!
You’re so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Relationships are like fat people. Most of them don’t work out.
Once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, “Tsunami!”
How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
You’re so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
Fat Girl Jokes
Women are very depressive when they are on a diet. If you want to cheer yourself up, you should read the following fat girl jokes. These kind of humor will make you laugh and motivate never to be a fat girl.
You’re so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
After years of dieting, I found there was only one way to look thin: Hang out with fat people.
A lifeguard approaches her and says, “Excuse me ma’am, could you please leave the beach?” The obese lady replies, “Why? What’s wrong?” Well you see, says the lifeguard, “It’s getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!”
Only in American will you see “poor” fat people.
I’m not saying you’re fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say “when”.
Fat Guy Jokes
Do you want to motivate people to do sports and lead a healthy lifestyle? Post the following fat guy jokes on social media networks. People will read these jokes and they will motivate them to go to the gym as soon as possible.
“A lot of guys can carry a six pack, but how many can carry a keg?”
“Shut up or I’ll sit on you!”
‘As soon as my (insert body part here) heals up, I will start exercising again!”
“It’s paid for.”
and my all time favorite……….
ready for it?……
“Yeah, I’m fat, but you’re frikin’ ugly and I can lose weight!”
I’m on disability. My doctor said I’m suffering from Dunlap disease. [spoken with a southern drawl] “You knows, your stomach dun lap right over your belt!”
I’m the man! The Michelin Man!
If bars aren’t allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald’s still allowed to serve fat people?
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked. “Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”